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a person or thing that appears to have malevolent intentions but is actually harmless and friendly.
Not to be confused with a wolf in sheep’s clothing .
Example: Despite his tough exterior, the new prison inmate turned out to be a sheep in wolf’s clothing, always lending a helping hand to his fellow prisoners.
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When you are making out with a girl in a public place such as a bar, it is the action of having her stand up across the room from you alone as you charge towards her with one arm outstretched with the intent of knocking her down.
Dude, you gave that girl the best Kansas City Clothes Line!
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Similar to a muffin top, but saggier. When a person's middle hangs over their too- tight pants.
When did grandma buy those low rise jeans? Her bologna over the clothes line is making me nauseated.
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A slang word for breaking up
Person 1 : Babe,are you still mad at me?
Person 2 : I want all my clothes.
When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.
Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!
Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"
Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"
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Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!
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A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)
(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"
(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)
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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
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