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When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.
Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
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when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off
John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had
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1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.
2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.
From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross
Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"
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when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night
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when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.
joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!
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When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!
YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!
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To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
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