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The use of two negative words that create improper english.
'we don't need no education'
'yes you do, you just used a double negative!'
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When you are so fucked up that you simultaneously shit and puke.
Joe got so fucked up he pulled a double dragon in my bed, now I have to throw out the matress.
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To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.
“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”
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An adjective describing the phenomenon when a stereotypically gay person is attracted to another stereotypically gay person. (Countering the societal stereotype that butch lesbians are attracted to feminine lesbians and feminine gay men are attracted to masculine gay men.)
Term originates because the person is gay in terms of what sex they are attracted to, but doubly gay because they are attracted to someone of the "same sex" in terms of personality.
That butch womyn is double gay; she likes other masculine girls.
That flamboyantly feminine guy is double gay; he loves other feminine gay guys.
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The reason humanity will never progress.
From banning white people from saying a word, to men not being able to express themselves, thank you double standards for ruining the world.
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When you put two roller dogs on one bun and pay for one.
"Oh shit, I totally got busted double doggin' it at the Phillips 66!"
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1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.
2. (n) Two consecutive douches.
3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.
2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.
3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
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