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A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.
The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.
George to Jack:"Trust me Jack, you don't want to be the caboose on Engine 69."
A thing on the internet used to search through 1,000,000s of websites and only show the sites that contain a particular word/phrase that you enter.
Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
Popular sites include: Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
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Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."
"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
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the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.
hot chick: what do you do for a living?
aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe
hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
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A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!
Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
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A person that programs software.
Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.
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