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When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.
When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.
NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.
Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..
Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…
Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
When you rub your cum all over your nutsack and have your partner suck the nut off
John: Dave, how was your first date?
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.