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When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying
*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about
John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.
A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”
*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!
When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.
When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.
When you rub your cum all over your nutsack and have your partner suck the nut off
John: Dave, how was your first date?
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!