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The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
When a guy has to much morion and is jus him (Avi)
Why's everything he does so clean😩
When you bend a device specifically a phone to when it’s no longer powered on.
Who did a Jerry Rigged Everything on this phone.
ut eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. lmao
If You Not Gang You A Fein Or Hater
“WassGunnin Gz”......”EVERYTHING GEEZLY”
A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"
"I did, totally brutal dude."
I’m taking everything from you, give me you’re phone. - alphrad
I'm taking everything from you