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The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.
As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.
When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.
Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."
NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.
I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?
Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!
Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.
Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.
Red flags that remind you of your ex.
I would date him, if he didn't have so many ex-flags.
Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex
2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them
3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that
"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"