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when a certain someone (might or might not be named karam) goes on about gay porn or some shit and everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
Person A (might be called karam): *sends yoai hentai to #memes*
Person B: Karam, shut the fuck up
"I set my cereal on fire!"
"You dun fucked up!"
(Positive conotion) The act of doing something in a dope way that impresses others.
(Negative conotion) In the present moment of doing something that’s shitty and everyone knows your taking a fat L.
(Ruins the design on a birthday cake) “Bro your fucking it up, you dumb piece of shit, fix it”
A phrase often used when someone called Esco or someone particularly retarded is being an idiot.
Shut the fuck up Esco. No one cares about how your teacher touches you in your special place
A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently
"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"
"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"
To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.
Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!
Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!
Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.