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Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

by CB and BC February 27, 2014

60๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


give the brown note

Tell a story or otherwise behave in such a way as to make the listener of observer feel like crapping their pants.

He: It was awful, she spent an hour telling me about her boyfriend and their problems. I almost crapped myself with boredom.
She: Yeah, a couple of days ago she did the same to me; I think she enjoys off-loading her personal life on other people -- to give the brown note.

by ring-tailed roarer January 31, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. March 17, 2016


Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt โ€˜nailโ€™ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? โ€œ...โ€™Give it the fucking beansโ€™ mate...โ€

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? โ€œ...โ€™Give it the fucking beansโ€™ mate...โ€
A fat man running to catch the bus, โ€œ...AY MATE, โ€˜Give it the fucking beansโ€™...โ€

by kerzythelemon July 2, 2010

101๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


giving me the gears

Giving the gears is to tease someone by giving them a bit of a hard time but not in a harsh or unkind way.

They were giving me the gears because I went golfing with the boss.

by Levk February 12, 2017


Give you up

What Rick Astley will never do.

"Never gonna give you up"

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 25, 2010

112๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


give it your all

1. To put forth all of one's energy and effort into something; to give it one's best effort; to try as hard as one can.
2. Words of encouragement.

The statistics test was really difficult, but I gave it my all anyway and ended up getting an A!

You don't have to be an athlete to run a mile -- just give it your all and you can do it!

by Moosh101 September 19, 2013

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