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The opposite of Customer Service.
Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
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continue representing your area of descent.
usher: "i do it for the ladies... and i gotta keep it hood"
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The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?
Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.
Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.
Person 2: Same shister
Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU
Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
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Pronounced Rob'n'me Hood.
Robnmey is derived from a campaign platform that demands lowering the candidate's personal taxes by millions. The platform also advocates reducing taxes for the richest 2%. These supporters in return are exceptionally generous.
While the proposal is inconsistent with the candidates demands to lower national debt, it does lower the burden on the candidate and supporters to pay their fair share of the debt.
The platform is a hard sell since it advocates reducing basic social/health safety net, increasing taxes for the majority of the public, including the poor and the middle classes, during times when the public is desperate.
The platform also advocates getting rid of many gov regs that require financial responsibility, enforce workers rights, environmental public health protections. When regs can't be avoided the platform supports outsourcing gov jobs to the private sector (and supporters), and to countries with fewer protections for citizens, or where dictatorships can swiftly deal with the problem of unrest.
The hood term is added when the candidate has partially covered up their real identity. E.g., when they are not transparent on how they made their money and how much they have paid in taxes. Lack of transparency is also true of their generous and unanimous donors, who avoid campaign accounting, and spending limits on mud slinging, libel and slander.
If Robnmey Hood wins I'll be so rich when I win the lottery.
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Adjective. Used to describe someone who doesn't have a job but still, somehow, manages to stay sharp. This often leads to one not being able pay their rent due to all of their money being spent.
One can often identify someone who is hood rich by their quarter tank of gas in their new E-class (whilst still believing that they will ride) and their gator boots with a pimped out Gucci suit.
Typically, one who is hood rich will preach their hood richness, despite having everything in their momma's name.
Winston: "Ah, I am finally able to buy that '98 Civic that I've been saving up for after working 40 hours a week at my summer job."
Jamal: "Ha, you trippin'. I used my momma's credit card to buy myself a Mercedes. Check out them rims!"
Winston: "Wow, thats impressive. Speaking of... can you give me a ride to the dealership?"
Jamal: "Nah, dawg, sorry. I only got a quarter tank of gas in my new E-class; I can't be drivin' around all the time."
Winston: "Why don't you just fill it up? Don't you have a job?"
Jamal: "Hah, nah, man."
Winston: "How do you stay so sharp? More importantly, how do you manage to pay your rent?!"
Jamal: "I'm hood rich, son. I do what I want."
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A hoagie hood is a very large nose.
A nose so big if it rains when you are eating a hoagie the hoagie will not get wet.
That girl looked good from behind but when she turned around her hoagie hood poked me in the eye.
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This is about the worst place to live, and the length of the sentences the judges here give. fifty years to people for an empty scrape bag,or two years at a state jail for a pack of zig-zags. But it ain't just the law, it's most of the town, cause when they go to jail, they take everyone down. Then once your in there, they sneak like a mouse, and talk shit to your girl while they steal from your house. No loyalty here, these people are bad. Its not very funny, its terribly sad. Someone you've grown up with, known your whole life, you go to jail for three days, and they're banging your wife, Or confide something in them, you want nobody to know, Hell, they'll tell it all, just to impress some hoe. When an old friend shows up and needs a big loan, and it comes time to pay, they have trouble their phone. Can't seem to answer, phone doesnt seem to work, they think they look cool, while we all know they're jerks. So if you thinks life's bad, trouble with ex's...?, just move on down here to hood county granbury, tx. Bring your whole family, mainly your wife...we'll all turn her out, while you go to prison for life.
By Adam H.
Hood county I would but its the county of hood...
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