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A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.
I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.
The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree
Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.
An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.
Joe: Look at her. She's hot.
Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.
Beer consumed on Wednesday or in the middle of a project.
"We are half way through - time for a hump beer."
"This week has been one hot Karl of a week. I could really use a hump beer."
hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.
I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins
1. A sex position of the gods. Can be used by humans, but be warned it can cause vomiting, bruised ovaries, loss of genitals or even death! 2. A skill acuired by full level digimon,beat that one guy in the movie... yeah.
Paul:Hump of Fate! , AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHH!!!
Hooker:.........
Paul:ohhhhhhhh shit she dead...imma feed some pigs tonight!
Searching for a one night stand.
Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition