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Marvel Comics kung fu billionaire superhero who is made of omnipotence and win.
I'm rich and powerful and my fist lights up. I'm Iron Fist.
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the guy who eats your children when you don't watch them
Jon: Hey, where's your kid?
Chris: He got eaten by Iron Man.
Jon: Again?!?!? That's the sixth time, Chris!
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A devise used to make the user inhale more then your muscle will let you inhale normally.
Hey man check out my iron lung! we can get mad hits off of this.
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A dildoe specifically for the purpose of rectal penetration.
do you think she is going to call you? Oh no, she is probably buying batteries for her Iron Mike right now.
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While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.
Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."
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Much like the golf club, a reference to someone who looks good from about 100 yards out, but not from up close.
The chick at the bar last night was about a 9-iron.
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The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold
Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
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