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Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.
Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.
me: i traded my runescape kitten for 100 death runes
pkmaster78: nice
A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.
Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.
another way of saying 'eating out vagina'
Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."
A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.
see also... kitten and unikitten
"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"
A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward
Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me
Teris Kitten: oh no please
Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor
the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.