Lay The Meat

Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT

guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house

guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"

guy 1: totally layed the meat son

Guy 2: awwww ya

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Lousy lay

A lady of whom’s greatest trait is lousyness

She went away and I missed her, because my moms a lousy lay

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Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

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lay the wood

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

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e-Lay

A person who offers him-/herself for casual sex through an internet site, usually in exchange for an evening out or similar social event.

"She wasn't, like, 'with him' with him at the bar. He was just a one-time e-Lay that she got over the 'net."

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lay stick

for a guy to have sex

Damn, you got her dinner too? I know you laid stick.

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Getting Layed

Getting Layed is best experienced during long camping trips.

Instructions:

1.While your friend is slumbering peacefully within their sleeping bag, shove their head completely inside, and close the opening.
2.Before they are awake enough to fight back, open the bag a bit, and fumigate their sleeping bag with some stank ass gas.
3.Trap them in the bag until they pass out, or start crying.

When you open the bag, it should smell like you are opening a fresh bag of Lays potato chips.

"Dude, Dave, the Boy Scout leader, just yelled that I "got layed", but all he did was fart in my sleeping bag!"

SIDE NOTE: Everyone loves getting layed. Do it to all of your friends. They may look like they are suffocating on your rank fart cloud, and about to pass out or die, but they are really having the time of their life.

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