A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.
Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!
It’s just another word for a bowl.
Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.
Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.
Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!
A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.
I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.
When you fill someone full of cum and then promptly get up, get dressed and leave.
He loaded and goed her. He did a load and go on her.
When a girl has a really cute face and all you can think about is dumping your load on to her face.
Dude, your sister is so load dumpable.
Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day
PE Teacher:Are you ready for the mile? I hope you carbo-loaded for energy!
Student:I've been carboloading for 2 weeks!
PE Teacher:You must have a lot of energy.You should run the LA Marathon!
Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day.