lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

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Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

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friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

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Lock Leg

After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.

Example: walking, running, sitting

Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg

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Wed Locked

When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.

Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked

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Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation

I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick

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cocky locks

A cocky girl. Think Goldy Locks, but way more full of themelves. And they don't necessarily have to eat bears porridge, or like porridge at all, just reach a state of asshole-ness with their overconfidence, and have locks. Can also refer to hair that a cocky girl possesses.

That cocky locks thinks everyone is in love with her.

I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!

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