cock logic

the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.

john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!

steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!

she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!

-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!

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Gosch Logic

Formely known as "Logic de la Gosch", now considered a very popular language it first originated among the lesser peoples of Cambodia. It then traveled all the way to California (Home of the Governator) to a little retard known by most as Gosch.

The Language mostly consists of grunts and/or stupid sayings. The language is now on the rise.

Gosch: Ugh, Rawr!! Bugh...
Random Person: Get away from me
Gosch: RAwgh!!
Random Person: I have pepper spray
Gosch: FLAggehr!!
Random Person then commences in using pepper spray

Gosch Logic is the random grunts

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Hustle Logic

1. To share information or knowledge on a subject or life in general

2. To communicate (information); relate

3. To pass on skills, ideas or info

4. (see also) Drop knowledge

Quotes by "Beef"

"Don't wait for opportunities, create them..." - Hustle Logic

"I don't do anything that's not worth doing in excess." - Hustle Logic

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Hayley Logic

Logic that makes absolutely no sense to anyone else but yourself.

Person 1- Why would you do that??? That makes no sense?!
Person 2- Hayley Logic.

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Logical Reasoning

Something to use in a argument that guarantees you win

Tiffiny: A Burger can't be rolled.

Tom: Yes it can, I used Urban Dictionary as my logical reasoning. I win this argument

Tiffany: You win

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Pizza Logic

Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as Fudgy Logic but is tastier.

Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as: Fudgy Logic

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Lindsay logic

The act of stringing together partially coherent thoughts to form the basis of an argument by which you justify your actions. It may not make any sense to anyone else, but it makes sense to you and that's all that matters.

I use Lindsay logic to justify my mac and cheese addiction

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