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The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.
I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.
A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.
Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!
The Toronto Maple Leafs (officially the Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club and often referred to as the Leafs) are a professional ice hockey team based in Toronto. They compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Atlantic Division in the Eastern Conference. The club is owned by Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, a company that owns several professional sports teams in the city. The Maple Leafs' broadcasting rights are split between BCE Inc. and Rogers Communications. For their first 14 seasons, the club played their home games at the Mutual Street Arena, before moving to Maple Leaf Gardens in 1931. The Maple Leafs moved to their present home, Scotiabank Arena (originally named Air Canada Centre), in February 1999.
The club was founded in 1917, operating simply as Toronto and known then as the Toronto Arenas. Under new ownership, the club was renamed the Toronto St. Patricks in 1919. In 1927, the club was purchased by Conn Smythe and renamed the Maple Leafs.
Wanna watch the toronto maple leafs?
Sure! a new game is coming out tonight
The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!
Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.
It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!
when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for anal sex. this is a common act in canada.
"Eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. She was sweet and sticky. Her anus that is."
A delicious beverage consumed in steamy nights making syrup in a sugar shack. Best served with tall tales told by wise ol’ sap men. A term originally coined by a local author and university professor on the East Coast of Canada. After his first sip he exclaimed “This is a Maple Marvel!” The ingredients to the maple marvel are known by those who have made and drank them. One would say a marvel is much like a women’s breasts, one is too few; three too many.
Doug why don’t we head down to the sugar shack and mix ourselves up a maple marvel.