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Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door
When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5
Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:
STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT
THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
A person who has recently said or done something stupid.
*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”
An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.