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next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023


when it een one thing it's the next

When one problem leads to another and you feel like the world is against you.

Crabman asked: "Bey when you ga fix this car?"
Troy said: "bey my starter just gone...when it een one thing it's the next!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 30, 2021


Kid who sits next to you

The most annoying human that can exist. They only talk to you and are usually the trouble maker of the class. The teachers think badly of you only because they think you are their friend. This person usually follows you around everywhere and gets you in trouble all the time. It can also be used as an adjective.

UGH. YOUR THE KID THAT SITS NEXT TO ME.

DUDE, stop acting like a kid who sits next to you.

by a sussy meaning guy thing February 2, 2022


See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome

A disease that makes a person act sassy, entitled, bratty, rotten, and impolite; or, in other words, acting like a sassy cunt. This is common for bratty teenage girls who have terrible attitude problems, and over-controlling and domineering housewives. A great treatment for See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome is putting a foot up the sufferer's ass.

"My wife used to be a sweetheart when we married, but now she must have See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome because she acts like she owns me like a dog on a leash. What a cunt!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 21, 2020


new zealand's next top model

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.

did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 4, 2011

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see you next time, fucker!

A phrase used in some Super Mario Bloopers.

Child 1: Fuck yours douche!
Teacher: I heard that, come with me child!
Child 2: See you next time, fucker!

by Cola1 February 20, 2011

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C U Next Tuesday SUCKAA

Quite like c u next tuesday
except this is for calling someone a cuntsucker

Joe "Well Guys, I'm off to work."
Monique "C U Next Tuesday Suckaa!"

by Shanee April 12, 2006

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