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When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.
Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.
My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.
Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."