"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2
Stream ready means you are at a level of technological advancement where you can play a stream on a device. This may sound very easy, but there are a lot of people out there who are not stream ready and unable to stream tv/video/audio to their device. Those who aren't stream ready frequently experience sound issues or try to use a basic device to access top quality content to their own disadvantage. Understanding how speakers and Bluetooth works is a key to becoming stream ready, as well as a basic understanding that to generate high quality video there becomes a lag as more throttling is added. The irony is that many who are not stream ready think they are ahead of the curve by not owning "old tech" such as an HDMI cable or a traditional computer. Yet they cannot connect to the stream in the same seamless way without this "old tech". In essence, stream ready is a way of life. There are expert streamers out there who can stream one bootleg video up to 5+ devices. Streaming is a post covid reality, so make sure you are part of the stream ready gen.
Drew: Hey Marc we're watching Tenet for our watch party tn.
Marc: I don't have an hdmi cable tho it wont work on my phone.
Drew: smh bruh you're just not stream ready.
It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something
I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.
A guy (often times a dope boy) who sleeps with all his clothes on so that he is always ready to ride out.
Man C-Note does not look comfortable sleeping on that couch like that.
He’s a straight Ready Rider.
A white boy ready to fuck at a drop of a dime
My ex said she prefers white boy ready guys
When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.
"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"