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When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.
The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.
Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
A white boy ready to fuck at a drop of a dime
My ex said she prefers white boy ready guys
It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something
I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.
"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2
when u got the money to pay the plug
stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready
stoner: bett
When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready