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inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison
dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho
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A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.
Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.
This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.
I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.
To make great profit, receiving significant amount of money.
"Woah check this out! Grandpa's inheritance left me 2.5 million dollars! I'm just rolling in the geedis now!
(1) The act whereby a male rolls his fully erect and hard penis on the face, neck, and shoulders of his partner, much like a rolling pin.
(2) A rock hard penis, used as a rolling pin.
"Cheyenne regularly requested that Zapp use his over-sized rolling pin on her face and the nape of her neck, as she found it incredibly erotic."
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A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)
During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.
like a California roll only more dangerous. effectively accelerating through a stop sign with zero regard for oncoming traffic or pedestrians. the reason why there are so many accidents in Italy every year. highly dangerous and illegal.
Driver: Hold on we are gonna Italian Roll this bitch
Passengers: .........