Burnt Toast

When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale

Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!

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French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

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moist toast

it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast

i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)

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Toast Chee

describing something that is fire or lit. Meaning that it is cool or awesome.

Person 1: “I am going to California this week!”
Person 2: “Dude, that’s like toast chee!”

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Texas toast

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole

Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af

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Sense-of-toast

"A sense of toast.."

1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.

2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.

1."I got a sense-of-toast on this.."
(I have a feeling about this..)

2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)

3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)

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Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

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