poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

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Poke-Crime

Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.

Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap

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chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

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poke smot

verb~slang~spoonerism for the act of partaking in marijuana.....jeez you ppl are stupid! Get it right!!!!!!!!!!

Little Johnny: "Hey man, would you like to poke some smot?"
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."

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poke of the whiskers

act of lovemaking ;)

ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers

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poke and bounce

wen a guy is getting head and he pokes the girl in the eyes so that she pulls away and he then skeets all over her clothes, leaving her blinded and sticky.

I poke and bounced that girl last night man!! It was fucking halarious

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poke and choke

When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.

Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".

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