Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

mouth pony

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.

"April is a mouth pony!"

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steel pony

A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.

“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony”

pony out

give money.
pay your dues.

"why don't you pony out?"

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

pony proud

proud about insignificant achievements

After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.