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When a woman inserts an adult toy into her lady parts and then licks off the residue
I watched a stripper eat an Ozark Popsicle!
When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
what kinky bitches think about when sucking dick
"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"
A watch or timekeeping device that is embedded with diamonds or other valuable gems.
“Yo, what time is it?”
“Popsicle time Biiiiiiitch!”
To place a popsicle inside your rectum and wait for it to melt. You then stand on 2 chairs and attempt to draw a map of Norway o. White paper.
Man I have a geography test tomorrow and I still don’t know what Moreau looks like. Buddy I got you, let me show you a spicy Norwegian popsicle. It’s works every time!
A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"