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A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.
You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.
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Adam lost his poker game so he was a Grumpy Pumpkin
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Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.
Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......
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Opposed to the grape vine, which is how common folk get information and is usually unreliable, the pumkin vine is how important people get information.
Nukka: "I heard you're getting promoted."
Babu: "Where'd you hear that?"
Nukka: "Just through the pumpkin vine."
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During Halloween, A pumpkin which has been carved with many holes, perfectly sized for 12oz beverage of choice (soda or beer). After placing cans about halfway into pumpkin, fill the inside of the pumpkin with Ice. Thus keeping your drinks cold. Refill empty spots as needed and enjoy your new conversation piece.
Origin <Trick-or-Treat in Newark, Ohio 2018> <Aunt Kate R.> <Potters Grove>
Guest: Where can I get a beer.
Host: In the "Party Pumpkin"
Guest: What?
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an orgy involving multiple people that are related by genetics; a pun on the words "pump", alluding to thrusting during sex, and "kin", people in a family related by genetics
Person 1: I just back from a pumpkin party!
Person 2: Damn! Who'd you bang?
Person 1: My mom and both of my twin cousins!
Person 2: Niiiiiiiiiice!
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