pumpkin party

an orgy involving multiple people that are related by genetics; a pun on the words "pump", alluding to thrusting during sex, and "kin", people in a family related by genetics

Person 1: I just back from a pumpkin party!
Person 2: Damn! Who'd you bang?
Person 1: My mom and both of my twin cousins!
Person 2: Niiiiiiiiiice!

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Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.

Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!