A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.
Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?
To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !
When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer
Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!
Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!
When you almost get a ringer but not quite but your still just flying high !
The act of eating or being given too much THC
I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.
Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!