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The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.
Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
It’s shopping with no chance of buying anything. So, you put your hands in your pocket, so the store associates get the hint to leave you alone to browse.
I had to get some ideas of what I want for Christmas. So I went to a few stores to do some pocket shopping.
"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"
What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.
Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.
Taking something from a store that doesn't have a tag on it.
Where'd you get that ring?
Free at Forever 21 dude. No tag shopping all the way.
The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."
When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it
All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.