What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.
Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.
Taking something from a store that doesn't have a tag on it.
Where'd you get that ring?
Free at Forever 21 dude. No tag shopping all the way.
The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.
Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
when some dickhead is yelling at you to reverse out of your park without giving you enough space to, then continues yelling when you go back into your park, turn your car off and sit there, and politely giving him the finger as he points at you cursing.
OMG I just did some extreme shopping!
Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)
a place of business where strippers and prostitutes pick up cheap sexual clothing.
Man, I didn't know that place with those topless mannequins bent all over in the window was an American Apparel store, I thought that was a hoe shop.