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A soccer punch is used when the person getting punched is distracted, or not in the fight making it so that they can't defend themselves. This punch is known as an absolute pussy move, used by weak as fuck bitches who are too scared to actually confront someone into a fight
John goes for a soccer punch on Jim while Jim was busy talking to his wife
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To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.
A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
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Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.
Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
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That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.
soccer moms like balls
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The type of woman you'd see driving in front of you on the freeway at her own pace, with a "my child is a honor student at (insert school name here)" bumper sticker and gives you the finger when you pass her up. The type of woman who has worked with her kind to control what kids say to the point where saying words like "crap" and phrases like "shut up" are inappropriate. The type of woman who has worked effortlessly to dumb down once great networks like Nickelodeon and Disney Channel to where a show about a spoiled bitch girl that has everything she wants is the only thing deemed worthy for her kids to watch. This type f woman who brain washes her kids, sucking their souls so they are nothing more than pop culture slaves that give untalented whores like Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber undeserved fame. The type of woman who encourages her daughter to dress like sluts and act as bimbos rather than developing and expressing their own individuality. The type of woman who looks down on woman who work to feed their kids and allow their kids personal freedom. This type of woman deserves no voice or say in anything because she is a waste of cells and has n real role in society.
Soccer Mom: My daughter is going with her friends to a Justin Bieber concert, he's the thing they're into these days.
Real Mom: Mine is going to alice in chains and soundgarden concert, she like those bands because people actually remember them after five years.
Soccer Mom: Ugh, your daughter is a misfit, I wouldn't be surprised if she turned out like you, she'll never be like mine
Real Mom: (laughs in her face) And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
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a weird abbreviation I made for
"going out at night to get anal fucked"
Person 1: Hey I'm gonna go play night soccer with Jason tonight!
Person 2: That's gay.
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All of them are fucking bitchez.
soccer moms can suck it.
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