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Lesbian literature to when a lesbian gets a dildo and straps it on to her to make love with another female.
Louis and Ruby Strap Erotica:
/ Louis and Ruby met each other halfway down the hallway and started kissing immediately, Louis, as she was horny, brung Ruby inside. Making out passionately, Louis lays Ruby out on the bed, she kisses her all over her body leaving marks and hickeys to sore all over her beautiful body. Louis gets out a strap with an 8-inch rubber blue dildo, she puts it on meanwhile Ruby takes off the last of her clothes and fingers herself waiting abruptly for Louis to get ready, moaning, Louis gets done and puts the strap on her clit, teasing and arousing Ruby slowly which makes Ruby wetter and wetter, on the peak of horniness, Louis proceeds to put it in Ruby, she goes slowly, gripping Ruby's waist and thrusting it in and out of her, the moans slowly fill up the room with sexual energy, eventually after what felt like minutes but was actually hours, Ruby cums and they stop to take a break./
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Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.
Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"
Something a hooker wears to get more money
She wore the hookers strap today…
The thin beard along a mans chin.
Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them
This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap
The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.
Also known as taint or choda
He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.
A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)
Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?
Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.