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A sweater completely made up of pubic hair. Mostly from the male region the female.
Ex. Dale:Hey man that sweater looks itchy.
Don:Yea i made it this morning.
Dale:What is that made of it smells like balls?
Don:out of my pubes.
Dale:that is nasty what is wrong with you.
Don:felt like doing a peruvian sweater.
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A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.
Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.
Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"
Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"
Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"
Noodle: "I forgot"
N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"
Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"
Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"
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After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.
Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.
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When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.
I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.
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Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.
Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!
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A pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. Two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed "sweaty pinkies", then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.
Priest: "Do you, John Doe, take thee Jane Doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?"
John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"
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When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.
Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.