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A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.
That Gabe church kid is the most horny guy I've seen!
It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police”
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”
Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.
„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“
1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches
2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
"Those families are such church jumpers"
"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"
when you get some ass at church
guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
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Men who claim to be Christian but use women for sex while enroute to marriage to another woman. A preacher who cheats on his wife. A man who fornicates while claiming to be saved. Wolves in shephard's clothes. A saved man with children with numerous women. Christian men who rape.
Most Preachers are church hoes.
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A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
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