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A giant Penis head masquerading as a person
Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.
The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.
An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.
With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....
A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
A man on the street sold me a late night ticket.
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.