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Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019


Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.

"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."

by Keyser_Sose May 24, 2013


crow friend

A friend who gives items or gifts of little to no monetary value but the item is sentimental to them in some way as a symbol of friendship.

Kylie is my favorite crow friend. She always brings me back a rock or a shell whenever she travels.

by FireandRayne January 18, 2023


Crows Shame

Term used for a friend named "Crow" who will not stop simping hardcore for fictional characters- currently, Arthur Kirkland (England) from Hetalia.

"Damnit Crow, stop wanting to get railed by England! Crows shame!!"- Dummiculus the Seventh the Third Jr. Sr.

by SpectacularCr0w June 20, 2022


rachel crow

She sings the fire beats and has way too much talent to not be whitnayy

Yo u hear Up All Night by Rachel Crow?

Yeah she’s such a DIME

by AHGADWHYME September 14, 2020


chase crow

Someone who has a very big weiner. He enjoys receiving rimjobs as well as giving them. He has a fro of a black man. His ass is rather nice which attracts the females to him (to give him rimjobs). He has a lot of money which he usually spends it on rubics cubes, coloring books, and anal beads.

Hey you seem to be a Chase Crow

by Bobsmith333 November 15, 2016


Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture March 30, 2011