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why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

by headshotcraft December 31, 2021

26πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton

1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.

When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!

by the2ndflood August 10, 2008

39πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


why is there a giant health bar in the sky

EVERYONE RUN WERE IN THE END TIMES HES CUMMING PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF

why is there a giant health bar in the sky run!

by COMMOC January 1, 2021

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2023

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


giant half chicken half squirrel

yes the terrorist attempt was undertaken by a "GIANT HALF CHICKEN HALF SQUIRREL"

by god June 2, 2003

15πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


irish giant

A person who is ginger as well as white trash. Common in areas near Muncie.

Who is that ginger asshole?

Dude that is an irish giant.

by per1999 May 2, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1004πŸ‘Ž


She had hands like AndrΓ© the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like AndrΓ© the Giant

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

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