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Smoking to much wax The wax that gets stuck in your lungs from doing to many dabs
Dude that’s the devils glue man you need to stop smoking dabs
hot glue is the answer to all problems including starvation, war and no it all pricks who corrrect grammar.
example 1-
man 1: my relationship is falling apart
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 2-
man 1: hey this prick keeps correcting my grammar, i wish i could sew his mouth shut
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 3-
man 1: i wish no one could see me
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
When a woman gives head and swallows the load she is gobbling the glue.
When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!
Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.
“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”
When you cum starting on a partners eyebrow(s) and then string it over a closed eyelid. It closes the eyelid and opening said eyelid(s) looks like a creature trying to escape from a glue trap.
Joanna was giving me head, and I pulled out and gave her ye ol' glue trap. She had a hard time opening her left eye.
We should add it.
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1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
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