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leaving a bitch at the room after u fuck. (hiddy hoe).
"Man i had to hiddy hotel-a-hoe last nite, because i didnt have enough gas in the ride"
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Nato for N A H which stands for Nasty Ass Ho.
Damn, Son, this girl is a serious november alpha hotel!
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A hotel room occupied by two Indian men (Who could possibly be giving eachother rusty trombones). After occupying the room, a smell that noone should ever have to inhale is formed. This smell if inhaled for more than 5 minutes could cause loss of conscieness, brain damage or even death.
Shari: Mr.Patel needs some cream brought up to his room.
Eddy: You must be out of your mind. I'm not going up to that room!!
Shari:Oh I forgot......indian hotel room.
Eddy:Yeah Mr.Patel is probably getting a rusty trombone anyway.
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A conglomerate of two hotel representatives who work well in their hospitality-centered workplace and are constantly pushing towards the betterment of their company. This couple either works in the same hotel, or within the same chain of hotels, providing the perfect setting to advance as a team.
1: "Mitch and Alix are really good at what they do, do you think it's because they spend so much time together? It might provide them a perfect opportunity to bounce ideas off each other and all in all, make things work really well."
2: "You're right, I wish I could be part of a Hotel Power Couple."
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Person 1: have you ever been to Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino?
Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five
This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.
I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.
Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...
THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.
With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.
Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.
Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?
Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.
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