A bad case of genital warts
Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!
Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.
This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.
“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.
🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)
“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.
Friend 2: Why are you like this.
Another term for money. Coming from that idea that money is dirty. And lettuce for the color green
Time to get that dirty lettuce