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The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020


Patriotic Communism

The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.

Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.

by Alakaska November 14, 2018


Patriots fan

Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.

Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.

Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.

by Incosleep October 12, 2020


trans patriot

A weak individual who lacks identity and intelligence and due to family pressure or failed education system waffles between loyalties endangering and embarrassing all nations involved

"Ay devil why does that idiot have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "Oh that's pepe he's a trans patriot"

by McGraze September 4, 2021


trans patriot

A subject who has no home their loyalty waffles between homelands to fit their immediate needs.

An individual with no self esteem who's family or public school system permanently ruined the concept of nationality

"ay devil why's that moron have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "oh he's a trans patriot". "oy dos mio, why won't our mexican brethren help us down here?" "they're all collecting benefits in America, trans patriots are a protected class up there..."

by McGraze September 4, 2021


Adolescent Patriotism Act

On June 14, 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower signed a bill to insert the phrase “under God” into the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance that children recited every morning in school. The United States wanted to distinguish itself from godless communist countries.

Following this Eisenhower signed another bill that declared all children born after the year 1950 would be required to visit all 48 U.S. States to obtain a high school diploma. This was put into place as a way to promote patriotism in American youth.

In 1959 after the installation of both Hawaii and Alaska as U.S. states. The law was called into question as Congress was unsure of requiring students to travel out of the continental United States.
Currently American students are required to visit all 50 U.S. States in order to graduate from high school. Each student gets 12 years to complete this. They are allowed to cross their home state off the list (Excluding District of Columbia students). They must show proof they've visited the state either by photo, souvenir, or a local signature.

In 2016 Hilary Clinton argued this law was classicist and targeted marginalized communities.
Many Americans are forced to get GEDs due to not visiting all 50 states. The groups with the lowest average graduation rates were Black, Indigenous, and Hispanic.
Democrats have been calling for this law to be revoked but have been blocked on several occasions by Republicans who wish for the law to remain in action.

American: "In order to graduate high school in the U.S. we have to visit all 50 states."
Brit: "Please, that's not true. How stupid do you think I am?"
American: "No, seriously it's the 1954 Adolescent Patriotism Act."

by GummyBear652 May 23, 2024


Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021