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When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
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The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.
1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
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A variation of rickrolling where a user is tricked into viewing Eduard Khil's creepy vocalise performance from an old Soviet-era TV show.
P1: Hey P1, check out this sweet CoD7 trailer...
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!
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The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.
Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
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The hottest type of girl In the whole univerese usually coming from ukraine.
You are like a Russian girls
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a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.
Man, i gave her the russian piledriver last night.
And?
She was pissed.
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A Russian or anyone of Russian decent. Typically used as a derogatory term.
john: "Did you see how that guy looked?"
Robert: "He was a Russian Dog."
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