slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

5👍 2👎

dirty snail trail

When a male ejaculates into a female/male's ass, then they proceed to drag their sphincter across the ground (like a dog with ass worms) leaving behind a trail of shit and cum.

Bro, after I fucked that girl in the ass she left a dirty snail trail in my house

6👍 2👎

snail trail

debris line left at bottom of toilet after taking a crap

After flushing I noticed my terd left a snail trail.

5👍 54👎

Snail mail

Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail

Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?

1👍 5👎

snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

7👍 5👎

Peruvian Sea Snail

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.

Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

6👍 4👎

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

7👍 6👎