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when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame
Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup
pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story
To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.
"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"
"Na Borsey story... "
Story City is a town of like 3500 people in central Iowa. It is almost entirely made up of late middle aged middle class white people and a couple of Mexicans. It's like the anti-compton. Nice town to grow up in, kinda quiet, but Ames is just down the road, for the older kids.
Man 1: Hey I'm goin' to Story City!
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: To take a nap.
Woman 1: You certainly have small town values.
Woman 2: Yep, I am from Story City, IA.
a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head
talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!
Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.
noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.
Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.
The same as your back story only different. The direction is different. Your front story is Vuja De and your back story is Deja Vu. Since Deja Vu is been there done that then Vuja De is going there doing that. If people don't know your front story then they can't come alongside you and help you because doing so helps them.
In order to realize that we have enough overlap to help each other going forward after just meeting I'd need to know as much about your front story as possible.