ultrachad

Legitimately the coolest person on the entire planet. If your name is Chad, count yourself either one of the luckiest people in Earth or the unluckiest. The journey from Chad to Ultrachad is a long and arduous one, including wrestling Chuck Norris whilst duct taped to a bear, convincing a fish that it can fly, and never watching even a single anime (excluding the Pokémon anime) so that nobody can ever say that you’re a simp. Thus excercising the holy trinity of chadness (Strength, Charisma, Actually being able to talk to women) to an Ultra level. The only known level above Ultrachad is Gigachad, however nobody has yet become a Gigachad.

(Note: you don’t necessarily need to be NAMED Chad to be a Chad, but you need to be a Chad to become an Ultrachad.)

Guy 1: *says something to a woman

Guy 2: What a Chad!

Guy 1: Got her number.

Guy 2: ULTRACHAD!!!