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The award given to you when you fuck your friends girlfriend.
Me: "i fucked your girlfriend so i could get my knife wings."
Friend: "cool."
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To gain ones metal wings, the individual must ingage in sexual relations with a person or persons registered disabled with serious mobility disfunction.
With the excitement of the prospect of gaining the legendary 'metal wings', Bob did't hesitate in wheeling Sally to a quiet spot where he could happily penetrate her unabated.
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Using your mom (or the mom of a friend) as your "wingman" to pick up a girl at the bar. It works because you seem nice for taking a mom out to show her a nice time and your intentions could be nothing but good.
Joe: Hey did you bring a girl home last night I thought you were hanging out with your friend's mom while she was in town?
Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
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What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.
After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!
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half a kilo (500 grams) of cocaine
I gotta re-up. give me a half wing.half wing
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In the wings system these wings are awarded for having sex with someone while menstruating (although all the guys who said it was eating her out probably deserve them too!)
"Woh, got my red wings last night, it was wetter than I'd thought!"
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The Chicken Wing originated in Akron, Ohio. This is a sexual act performed while in the doggy style position. The sneaky gentleman slips his left arm underneath the left armpit of his lover and stops at his elbow. Next, he brings his forearm back over top of his lover's shoulder and places the his open palm on the back of his lover's neck. Finally, passion ensues when the young gentleman pulls back and locks his arm, throwing his future ex-Wife's left arm into an inescapable lock causing a flailing motion representing a chicken wing.
I thought she'd totally love a good chicken wing. She told me to get the fuck out.
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