Left On Read

they left you on read didn't they?

person 1: "Dam I texted them three hours ago and they still didn't text me back"
person 2: *Left On Read*

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left angle

Typical Knot

Not par for the course

Scenic Route

Unusual

Different

Person 1 "Hey make sure you capture the shot from the right angle."

Person 2 " Psh, everyone chooses the right angle; I'm going to shoot it from the left angle."

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Left of Ways

when 2 or more cars stop at an intersection, and you envoke the right of ways, letting the car to your right pass, but the car to your right waits until you go instead. very irritating if you're a polite driver trying to get somewhere fast

geez, someone held me at the stop sign. i let him go, but he pulled a Left of Ways and wouldn't go until i did!!

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owned and left

When a player gets owned in an online first-person shooter game (such as CoD), then makes lots of excuses and leaves.

-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "OMFG Vasily you camping lagger, stop camping!"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "laaaaaaaaag"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob has left the server.
Vasily: "owned and left".

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left behind

a song by Slipknot that owns

as i close my eyes, i feel it all slipping away

we all got left behind, we let it all SLIP AWAY!

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I left

When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.

After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".

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Jeff to the Left

"Jeff to the Left" is a poker card game similar to "screw your neighbor". Each player must start with 3 sets of poker chips - (usually valued at a dollar each). The dealer deals 1 card to all players face down and the player with the lowest hand (Ace-low, King-high) must pay 1 of their 3 sets of poker chips. The twist to the game is the person immediately to the left of the dealer starts the action by stating their card is good or they can trade this card to the person to their left and that person can trade to the person to his left and so on. A player with a King does not have to trade their card even if the person to his right demands it. If the card makes it's way to the dealer, the dealer may select the top card on the stack. If there is a tie for the lowest card, both players must throw in one chip each. If the dealer is eliminated, the player to his left becomes the new dealer. Last player remaining takes the pot.

My favorite poker card game is "Jeff to the Left".

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