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Auggie Augbee and Hec Egg-boy-official
Wow, auggie and hec really are icons of trans boy solidarity
The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves
Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.
(transfered fat)
The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains
Also see Fat Displacement.
Whoever said trans fat is bad for you?
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When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.
That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.
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To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.
-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."
-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."
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a chinese faggot that sucks a lot of big cock to make for his small cock.
that chinese faggot must a be a mike tran
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Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
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