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A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.
"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."
Group sex in a hotel room. Often accompanied by cocaine and prostitutes.
-Hey remember when we had that Las Vegas sleepover?
-You mean the time when that hooker named Kim stole all our blow?
-That's the one!
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the undisputed king of rap hailing all the way from salisbury. he literally sh!ts on dababy in EVERY single way. he's iconic asf and your fave could NEVER compete with him or beat him 💋✨
girl 1: BITCH DID YOU HEAR!?!? THE KING OF RAP IS GONNA BE AT THE PARTY!!!!
girl2: STUNNA 4 VEGAS IS GONNA BE THERE!?!? LET ME WASH MY PUSSY AND ASS REAL GOOD SO I CAN GET THAT DICK
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Fallout: New Vegas, is a First-person role play shooter developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Bethesda Studios. It is set in a Post-Apocalyptic nuclear wasteland in Nevada, California and some parts of Arizona. In Fallout: New Vegas, you play as a courier who was delivering a “Platinum Chip”, but, on the way got shot by a Thug and his crew, and buried alive. Then out of pure luck, the courier lives. And is dug out by a Securitron named Victor. And is patched up by the towns doctor, Doc. Mitchel, and are on the way to find the Man who shot you..
Jim: Hey billy? Ever heard of Fallout: New Vegas?
Billy: I’ve been playing for several weeks now, please help
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A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.
Carl: That was definitely the best Las Vegas Luau I have ever had
Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
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you are a mailman that cheated death. someone got Chandler of the Friends series from Wish and sent him to shoot your face and bury you alive all while wearing a stylish checker suit. you can kill literally, and i mean literally anyone you want, at the cost of people thinking ur a mean boi. you must find Chandler and kill him.
"hey is that Fallout: New Vegas?"
"yeah, im trying to get every single faction to the 'I AM AN ASSHOLE' status and then im gonna kill chandler."
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